Discussion:
The Scientific SHIT published by Shimadzu
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Koichi Tanaka
2008-02-28 16:02:28 UTC
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Supplement to LC/GC North America (February 2008) Application
Notebook:

Realizing Reliable, Ultra-Fast HPLC with Shim-pack XR-ODS II Column
and Prominence UFLCXR

by Shimadzu

SHIMADZU WHO? Genzo Shimadzu... he's been dead since 1894!

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ABSTRACT... the paper contains a one sentence... THIS ISN'T AN
ABSTRACT!

INTRODUCTION... acceptable!

EXPERIMENTAL CONDITIONS... most research papers label this section
METHODS!

Shimadzu supposedly sells all that fancy analytical equipment (eg.
diode array detectors, LC-MS detectors, evaporative light scattering
detector, etc) and they use nothing more than a single wavelength UV
detector set at 245 nm in THIS paper. Why aren't these lowlifes
developing new techniques to measure novel compounds (other than
alkylphenones which are synthesized by most freshman college students
in their very first organic chemistry course) using their so-called
cutting edge technologies. First of all, Shimadzu is a follower, not a
LEADER, so don't expect any new techniques anytime soon. Second, there
is nothing novel about the name Shimadzu (aka SHIT-madzu) nor the
compounds they pretend to measure. Thirdly, none of these so-called
cutting-edge technologies that Shimadzu manufactureres work well in
the real world. And they surely don't have the scientific brain-power
to make that happen at the customer site (because Terry L Adams is too
busy chasing women's skirts since his divorce)... he's not even a
degreed scientist either!

RESULTS... minimally acceptable!

DISCUSSION... THERE ISN'T ONE!

But let's discuss the tireless shit streaming from Shimadzu. Shimadzu
doesn't deliver anything... but SHIT! What notable journals (Journal
of Biological Chemistry, Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry,
Analytical Biochemistry, Journal of Chromatography, etc) can one find
an authentic HPLC article that actually uses Shimadzu instrumentation.
THIS QUESTION HAS BEEN ASKED FOR YEARS WITH NO ANSWERS PROVIDED!

CONCLUSION... acceptable!

REFERENCES... THERE AREN'T ANY!

Does Shimadzu want everyone in the "real" world to believe that they
developed the METHODS described in THIS paper all by themselves...
without any help from the scientific literature?

The HPLC of alkylphenones was successfully completed and published
over 30 years ago according to an article by E. J. Kikta, Jr., et al.
entitled "Phenones: A Family of Compounds Broadly Applicable to Use as
Internal Standards in High-Performance Liquid Chromatography." J.
Chromatogr., 138, 41 (1977), which "disclosed another standards for
evaluating the reverse phase HPLC columns, which comprises
alkylphenones each having various chain length. The alkylphenones all
have the same ketone functionality but different polarities due to the
various chain lengthes of the alkyl chains."

WHY DIDN'T SHIMADZU GIVE PROPER CREDIT?

The publication of such 8th grade rubbish (which one would expect from
a class of 8th graders) as noted in THIS paper (please note this was
not labeled a "scientific paper" because Shimadzu and the word
"science" don't belong in the same sentence) by a so-called analytical
instrumentation company is absolutely AMAZING... and yet abysmal.

It is yet further evidence of the shortcuts and half-ass support &
service you can expect from a company that STILL doesn't know how to
"deliver" anything but SHIT-madzu!

Does PITTCON give out a $HIT AWARD... Shimadzu would be the walk-away
winner!

http://shimadzu-sux.iscool.net
http://www.geocities.com/shitmadzu
George Orwell
2008-02-29 16:39:33 UTC
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Koichi Tanaka <***@yahoo.com> wrote in news:b555b2d9-b5a4-41ec-ae35-***@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.c
om:

Christ, Mark Kukucka, how long ago has it been since you were fired
by Shimadzu USA? Well over a decade, I think.

Get a life, why don't you? And take your meds.
The SHIT in Shi-madzu
2008-03-01 15:22:21 UTC
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Message-ID: <***@127.0.0.1>
On Feb 29, 11:39 am, George Orwell <***@farm.com.invalid> wrote:

<snipped>

It's quite obvious that you George (or whoever you're pretending to
be) are looking for pure "ass play."

You can find that "ass play" a few cubicles away from yours at
Shimadzu Scientific Instruments in the one occupied by Terry Lee Adams
but be forewarned (and that's not the same thing as foreskin George),
that Shimadzu's Terry L. Adams appears to be looking for Pittcon Pussy
this time of year as noted at: http://groups.google.com/group/sci.chem.analytical/msg/b9955ea0b1e969f4

Funny thing about that Kukuka guy whose name you are infatuated with
George as you drivel on anonymously (no less), I read that Mark
retired after becoming a multi-millionaire last year. I'd bet he's
sipping pina coladas on some beach in the Caribbean this time of year!

I read that his new found riches had a lot to do with the countersuits
regarding those completely frivilous allegations and supposed
restraining orders. You can contact both the US Department of Labor
and the US Department of Justice for some of the details. Good job
Mark!

Meanwhile George, I needn't wonder what you're dwiddling with between
your legs!

How many more years will you be slaving away at your job?

LQQKS like you have egg (or is that cum) all over your phucking face,
huh George???
Sam Adamson
2008-03-01 23:35:46 UTC
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On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 07:22:21 -0800 (PST), The SHIT in Shi-madzu
Post by The SHIT in Shi-madzu
<snipped>
Funny thing about that Kukuka guy whose name you are infatuated with
George as you drivel on anonymously (no less), I read that Mark
retired after becoming a multi-millionaire last year. I'd bet he's
sipping pina coladas on some beach in the Caribbean this time of year!
I read that his new found riches had a lot to do with the countersuits
regarding those completely frivilous allegations and supposed
restraining orders. You can contact both the US Department of Labor
and the US Department of Justice for some of the details. Good job
Mark!
Still posting from the Baltimore Library eh Mark?

IP address: 64.26.83.215
Reverse DNS: [No reverse DNS entry per
nsa.lib.md.us.]
Reverse DNS authenticity: [Unknown]
ASN: 6189
ASN Name: EPFL-AS
IP range connectivity: 1
Registrar (per ASN): ARIN
Country (per IP registrar): US [United States]
Country Currency: USD [United States Dollars]
Country IP Range: 64.26.0.0 to 64.26.127.255
Country fraud profile: Normal
City (per outside source): Aberdeen, Maryland
Country (per outside source): US [United States]
Private (internal) IP? No
IP address registrar: whois.arin.net
Known Proxy? No
Link for WHOIS: 64.26.83.215

Which is part of the public library IP addresses.

Probably still living at your daddy's house too. Especially after you
harrassed yet another former employer AND some lady there who was
foolish enough to interact with you. Was that the lawsuit you are
talking about asshole? The one that ended up as far up your puckered
hole as it could go?

You are a sick fuck Kukuka, you need serous professional help, meds,
whatever, as you are as imbalanced as they get.

Crawl back under your rock you cocksucking bastard.

Sam Adamson
h***@yahoo.co.uk
2008-03-05 18:13:33 UTC
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On Mar 1, 6:35 pm, Sam Adamson <***@gmail.com> wrote:

<major snip>

So why are you George or is it Sam Adamson (sounds like you suffer
from multiple personality disorder; Sam Adamson also sounds a whole
lot like Shimadzu's Terry Lee Adams) posting anonymously. Are you
afraid that Kukucka might discover your identity and then take your
family home, life savings and everything you own after he sues you for
libel? Oh, I forgot Mr. Adams, your wife now owns the family home
following her divorce of your cheating, lying ass!

Kukucka has impeccable qualifactions. He's earned two doctorates. Did
you even graduate from elementary school?

Did Kukucka beat you out for a promotion? Did he get selected for an
award in a competitive situation when you didn't? Could he play
baseball better than you? What's your problem?

Maybe Kukucka just made himself a millionaire when you never will!

Doesn't it just figure when you have trouble with the message that you
attack the messenger! And you George (or is it Sam Adamson today)
don't even know the messenger. You make assumptions! You just heap
stuff up unfoundly on Kukucka when you have (nor present) any
definitive proof whatsoever who really posted the original article!

But let's get back to the message which was the original reason for
this post before you George (or is it Sam Adamson) decided to
personalize it and trash someone's reputation unjustly.

Doesn't somebody at Shimadzu know how to construct a scientific paper?
The points raised are still valid!

On a professional note, I can tell you that I've used a Shimadazu
spectrophotometer once. Never again! And I can tell you after three
service visits that it still didn't work. First, they replaced the UV
lamp, then they replaced one of the optical mirrors, then they
replaced the stepping motor. Finally, the Shimadzu tech told me they
could no longer support the spectrophotometer. Yeah, I figured that
one out after the first service visit but Shimadzu billed me for the
next two service visits.

BTW: Anonymous cowardly posters are the sick fucks that really need
personal and professional help plus all the medications at your local
pharmacy!
Sam Adamson
2008-03-05 23:12:40 UTC
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Post by h***@yahoo.co.uk
<major snip>
So why are you George or is it Sam Adamson (sounds like you suffer
from multiple personality disorder; Sam Adamson also sounds a whole
lot like Shimadzu's Terry Lee Adams) posting anonymously. Are you
afraid that Kukucka might discover your identity and then take your
family home, life savings and everything you own after he sues you for
libel? Oh, I forgot Mr. Adams, your wife now owns the family home
following her divorce of your cheating, lying ass!
This is Sam Adams the one who first posted about the lawsuit against
you by Belfort Instruments:

A Baltimore manufacturer of weather instruments is suing a fired
employee it claims is on an anonymous Internet rampage.Belfort
Instrument says Mark A. Kukucka has been harassing current Belfort
employees via e-mail, calling the company's customers and partners
alleging unethical business practices, and posting trade secrets on
the Internet.Defendant Kukucka has an alarming history of engaging in
such 'anonymous' Internet attacks against those who he believes may
have slighted him (including past employers), and, absent a TRO, will
continue his historical pattern of making outrageous and harmful
attacks against the material business interests of Belfort Instrument,
reads Belfort's complaint, filed earlier this month in Baltimore
County Circuit Court.Belfort, which obtained a temporary restraining
order against Kukucka on Nov.

But typical of you, you sick fuck, you are talking about your own
supposedly anonymous posts all from the Baltimore library as I guess
your Daddy won't let you use his computer. Right Mark!! You can post
as any number of names, but its all the same diahretic coming from
your sorry ass.
Post by h***@yahoo.co.uk
Kukucka has impeccable qualifactions. He's earned two doctorates. Did
you even graduate from elementary school?
Kukucka's qualifications are as a spamming idiotic troll who is in
severe need of professional help. But you know that don't you Marko!
Post by h***@yahoo.co.uk
Did Kukucka beat you out for a promotion? Did he get selected for an
award in a competitive situation when you didn't? Could he play
baseball better than you? What's your problem?
Maybe Kukucka just made himself a millionaire when you never will!
In your fucking dreams asshole. Last I heard you were sued and sued
again. You may be out on day parole right now, maybe got by sucking
off the right guards eh fuckhead!
All the rest of your drool snipped.

Those who have been here for a long time have seen this group
constantly hijacked by your babblings Kukucka. You are the lying
idiot with mental health problems. Why don't you just FOaD.

your buddy Sam.
George Orwell
2008-03-06 03:31:01 UTC
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On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 10:13:33 -0800 (PST),
Post by h***@yahoo.co.uk
<major snip>
your buddy Sam.
Our buddy Mark is so predictable. Every year at Pittcon time, we get
a truckload of drivel about his former employer. Every year around
VJ day, we get a truckload of drivel about Japan.

This from a guy who is so delusional that his posting nym is a
Japanese Nobelist who works for the company who fired him... Go
figure.

Have a really great day job hunting, Markie. Maybe if you put as
much energy into finding and keeping a job as you do in anonymous
internet posting, you'd be employed now.

With love,

Your buddy George


P.S. I'm -not- the same as your buddy Sam or any of the other people
you think I am. I'm completely unknown to you. You wouldn't know me
if I sat down next to you in the library. In fact, I could be
sitting right next to you right now, watching you type. Don't look!

There's a whole bunch of uspeople who hate your guts, and can't wait
for Baltimore County to yank your library card.
h***@yahoo.co.uk
2008-03-06 22:18:46 UTC
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<major snip again>

Again: Why are you George or is it Sam Adams (sounds like you suffer
from multiple personality disorder; Sam Adams and Sam Adamson also
sounds a whole lot like Shimadzu's Terry Lee Adams) posting
anonymously? Are you
afraid that Kukucka might discover your real identity and then take
your
family home, life savings and everything you own after he sues you
for
libel? Oh, I forgot Mr. Adams, your wife now owns the family home
following her divorce of your cheating, lying ass!

I listed my name and it's nothing alcoholic like Sam Adams beer! In
fact, this is the only the second time I've posted and I'm not even in
the USA. Check the IP address idiot, it's somewhere in France! I just
hate to see anonymous lowlifes like George, Sam Adams or whoever else
you're pretending to be trash someone with no regard. So you hide like
rats instead! Again, Kukucka has impeccable credentials. He's earned
two doctorates. Did you even graduate from elementary school?

You didn't answer these questions:
Did Kukucka beat you out for a promotion? Did he get selected for an
award in a competitive situation when you didn't? Could he play
baseball better than you? What's your problem?

Maybe Kukucka just made himself a millionaire when you never will!

Doesn't it just figure when you have trouble with the message that
you
attack the messenger! And you George (or is it Sam Adams today) don't
even know the messenger. You make grand unfounded assumptions! You
just heap stuff up unfoundly on Kukucka when you have (nor present)
any definitive proof whatsoever who really posted the original
article!

LIST THE PROOF ASSHOLE!

ONCE AGAIN: Let's get back to the message which was the original
reason for this post before you George (or is it Sam Adams) decided to
personalize it and trash someone's reputation unjustly.

STOP DODGING THE QUESTIONS: Doesn't somebody at Shimadzu know how to
construct a scientific paper? The points raised are still valid!

Let me say this again: On a professional note, I can tell you that
I've used a Shimadazu spectrophotometer once. Never again! And I can
tell you after three service visits that it still didn't work. First,
they replaced the UV lamp, then they replaced one of the optical
mirrors, then they
replaced the stepping motor. Finally, the Shimadzu tech told me they
could no longer support the spectrophotometer. Yeah, I figured that
one out after the first service visit but Shimadzu billed me for the
next two service visits.

BTW: Anonymous cowardly posters like George or Sam Admas or any other
anonymous psedonyms are the sick fucks that really need personal and
professional help plus all the medications at your local pharmacy!


your buddy hamdell

What library in France do you suppose will yank my library card George
or Sam Adams?
h***@yahoo.co.uk
2008-03-06 22:16:42 UTC
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<major snip again>

Again: Why are you George or is it Sam Adams (sounds like you suffer
from multiple personality disorder; Sam Adams and Sam Adamson also
sounds a whole lot like Shimadzu's Terry Lee Adams) posting
anonymously? Are you
afraid that Kukucka might discover your real identity and then take
your
family home, life savings and everything you own after he sues you
for
libel? Oh, I forgot Mr. Adams, your wife now owns the family home
following her divorce of your cheating, lying ass!

I listed my name and it's nothing alcoholic like Sam Adams beer! In
fact, this is the only the second time I've posted and I'm not even in
the USA. Check the IP address idiot, it's somewhere in France! I just
hate to see anonymous lowlifes like George, Sam Adams or whoever else
you're pretending to be trash someone with no regard. So you hide like
rats instead! Again, Kukucka has impeccable credentials. He's earned
two doctorates. Did you even graduate from elementary school?

You didn't answer these questions:
Did Kukucka beat you out for a promotion? Did he get selected for an
award in a competitive situation when you didn't? Could he play
baseball better than you? What's your problem?

Maybe Kukucka just made himself a millionaire when you never will!

Doesn't it just figure when you have trouble with the message that
you
attack the messenger! And you George (or is it Sam Adams today) don't
even know the messenger. You make grand unfounded assumptions! You
just heap stuff up unfoundly on Kukucka when you have (nor present)
any definitive proof whatsoever who really posted the original
article!

LIST THE PROOF ASSHOLE!

ONCE AGAIN: Let's get back to the message which was the original
reason for this post before you George (or is it Sam Adams) decided to
personalize it and trash someone's reputation unjustly.

STOP DODGING THE QUESTIONS: Doesn't somebody at Shimadzu know how to
construct a scientific paper? The points raised are still valid!

Let me say this again: On a professional note, I can tell you that
I've used a Shimadazu spectrophotometer once. Never again! And I can
tell you after three service visits that it still didn't work. First,
they replaced the UV lamp, then they replaced one of the optical
mirrors, then they
replaced the stepping motor. Finally, the Shimadzu tech told me they
could no longer support the spectrophotometer. Yeah, I figured that
one out after the first service visit but Shimadzu billed me for the
next two service visits.

BTW: Anonymous cowardly posters like George or Sam Admas or any other
anonymous psedonyms are the sick fucks that really need personal and
professional help plus all the medications at your local pharmacy!


your buddy hamdell
Sam Adamson
2008-03-07 03:29:45 UTC
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Post by h***@yahoo.co.uk
<major snip again>
Again: Why are you George or is it Sam Adams (sounds like you suffer
idiotic spamming drool snipped
Post by h***@yahoo.co.uk
your buddy hamdell
Ha! Hitting your nerve aren't we Kukucka!!
Your confessional ramblings are pretty funny even if so pathetic.

Come on asshole, post more dribble so we can all be more entertained.

Mark Kukucka, loser and pimple on the earth, that's all you are
fuckhead. Everything you post trying to rebut our statements are just
your own actions taking over. Better get on your meds Markie, you may
hurt yourself.

Sam Adams
Jim
2008-03-07 05:07:27 UTC
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<sigh>
Koichi Tanaka
2008-03-07 17:42:44 UTC
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Bruker DOMINATES 2008 Pittcon Editors Awards with Gold and
Bronze Awards while Shimadzu gets FLUSHED down the toilet!

Bruker Announces Pittcon Editors' Gold and Bronze
Awards for Two of its New Breakthrough Products

Pittcon 2008 - March 6, 2008

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introduced numerous innovative high-performance systems and
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2008. All Bruker News Releases are now accessible for trade journal
editors at www.bruker.com/pittcon-press .

The prestigious Pittcon Editors' Gold Award has been awarded to the
breakthrough benchtop Bruker AXS SMART X2S Crystal-to-Structure(tm) small
molecule X-ray system which for the first time allows chemists without
crystallography training to obtain routine small molecule 3D
structures under full automation.

The Pittcon Editors' Bronze Award has been awarded to Bruker AXS'
novel benchtop S2 PICOFOX(tm) TXRF (total reflection XRF) system for easy-
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and cost-effective sample preparation. The transportable S2 PICOFOX is
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Moreover, the Pittcon Editors have given an 'honorable mention' to
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platform for drug and metabolite tissue imaging at therapeutic dosing
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Why don't you two sick phucks (George and Sam Adams that is) tell us
all what great research you're doing in YOUR labs using SHIT-madzu
equipment?

Why don't you point us all to some of YOUR noteworthy publications?

Oooooooooooh, I forgot again, silly me, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!

http://shimadzu-sux.iscool.net
http://www.geocities.com/shitmadzu

The next time you see some brown turds in the toilet...... THINK
SHIMADZU!


BTW: How much PITTCON pussy did Shimadzu Terry Lee Adams get this year?
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